
"Hello, my name is Jasper. I've been lost several years now.
I'm a friendly guy despite my reputation."

"I'm Spunky, yes, I am! You can't do anything without
my approval. I will find you no matter where you go.
I'm hot on your trail, which would have a lot to with a
lovely odour that I've left on your tires. I'm just sharing
the love. Faithfully, every day."

Minnie: "My life is soooo boring! Yawn......"

"Hey, you there with the camera, no press please!
I don't get no respect!"

Calf: "What she doin' mom?"
Mom: "Just smile and she'll go away."

Mr. Bengal: "I know I'm good-looking but I think
you're overdoing it with the camera. I'm not going
to stand here much longer."

Pleicosty: "God, I love these wafers. They seem to just
descend from heaven. I wonder if they're manna?"

Kissa: "Well, I'm just keeping them company. You
know "bad company", ah ah ah!"

Kissa: "I bet you didn't know I was in here."

Mr. Bengal: "Can't a man get a little privacy around
here?"

Marzipan: "So, what do I do now? Are you
guys laughing?"

Angel: "I want candy."

Marzipan: "Thanks for blocking that sun from my
eyes."

Hobbes: "I'm innocent as can be."

Minnie: "Well, if you're not going to rub my belly, then
just what are you out here for?"

Possum: "Every night, the same old food. Nobody knows
the trouble I've seen. Why I once even got my ear bit
off! And why is she always tapping on that darn glass?"

Chip: 'Well, we both know I'm cute, but I tell you sister
I can bite the crap out of you."

Hippy: "Oh, the bother of being so beautiful....they say
I'm bootylicious. Look out Britney!"

Gory: "Let's see, 555-5555, yeah, that's sounds about
right. Why didn't I write that number down?"

Fauna: "If I don't look, she can't see me. That flash
reminds me of headlights. I just freeze up!"

Cardin: "Red is my color."

Mona: "Are you lookin' at me, pal?"

Tiny: "Stop that! Wait, don't go!"

Sam: "Oot-fray oops-lay. Follow your nose...wherever
it goes."

Cocky: "I'm from the land down under."

Leo: "Don't make me come back there!"

Gerry: "I could've had a v8."

"Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?"

Bongo: "Dont fence me in!"

Manny: "I'm a little peaved."

Peater: "If you've got it, flaunt it"

Scruffy: "I got my hair cut a little shorter than I wanted."

Ebert: "Where's Siskel when you need him?"

Herd: "We play."

Hobbes: "Where's that sound coming from?
Oh, it's just you."