If I Could Talk to the Animals

Franklin: "I may be saying 'pretty bird' but I'm thinking
'crazy as a loon'.  You give me a mirror and I'm in love. 

Now just how do I get into that cage?"

"Hello, my name is Jasper. I've been lost several years now.
I'm a friendly guy despite my reputation."

"I'm Spunky, yes, I am! You can't do anything without
my approval. I will find you no matter where you go.
I'm hot on your trail, which would have a lot to with a
lovely odour that I've left on your tires. I'm just sharing
the love. Faithfully, every day."

Minnie: "My life is soooo boring! Yawn......"

"Hey, you there with the camera, no press please!
I don't get no respect!"

Calf: "What she doin' mom?"
Mom: "Just smile and she'll go away."

Mr. Bengal: "I know I'm good-looking but I think
you're overdoing it with the camera. I'm not going
to stand here much longer."

Pleicosty:  "God, I love these wafers.  They seem to just

descend from heaven.  I wonder if they're manna?"

Kissa:  "Well, I'm just keeping them company.  You 

know "bad company", ah ah ah!"

Kissa:  "I bet you didn't know I was in here."

Mr. Bengal:  "Can't a man get a little privacy around 

here?"

Marzipan:  "So, what do I do now?  Are you

guys laughing?"

Angel:  "I want candy." 

Marzipan:  "Thanks for blocking that sun from my 

eyes."  

Hobbes:  "I'm innocent as can be."

Minnie:  "Well, if you're not going to rub my belly, then

just what are you out here for?"

Possum:  "Every night, the same old food.  Nobody knows

the trouble I've seen.  Why I once even got my ear bit 

off! And why is she always tapping on that darn glass?"

Chip:  'Well, we both know I'm cute, but I tell you sister

I can bite the crap out of you."

Hippy:  "Oh, the bother of being so beautiful....they say

I'm bootylicious. Look out Britney!" 

Gory:  "Let's see, 555-5555, yeah, that's sounds about 

right.  Why didn't I write that number down?"

Fauna:  "If I don't look, she can't see me.  That flash

reminds me of headlights.  I just freeze up!"

Cardin:  "Red is my color."

Mona:  "Are you lookin' at me, pal?" 

Tiny:  "Stop that!  Wait, don't go!"

Sam:  "Oot-fray oops-lay.  Follow your nose...wherever

it goes."

Cocky:  "I'm from the land down under."

Leo:  "Don't make me come back there!"

Gerry:  "I could've had a v8."

"Sweet dreams are made of this.  Who am I to disagree?"

Bongo:  "Dont fence me in!"   

Manny:  "I'm a little peaved."

Peater:  "If you've got it, flaunt it"  

Scruffy:  "I got my hair cut a little shorter than I wanted."

Ebert:  "Where's Siskel when you need him?"

Herd:  "We play."

Hobbes:  "Where's that sound coming from?

Oh, it's just you."